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nosdrinker:

wittgensteinsmister:

reaperlight:

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

"I think we’re all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better (and maybe not that much better after all)."
— Stephen King, Danse Macabre


love when things don’t give sources for outrageous claims

there is literally no way to measure this

nosdrinker:

wittgensteinsmister:

reaperlight:

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

"I think we’re all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better (and maybe not that much better after all)."
Stephen King, Danse Macabre

love when things don’t give sources for outrageous claims

there is literally no way to measure this

(Source: lover-gem)

iroh:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

omg!

princess-amz:

Do you know that chocolate is classified as a drug and it has certain stimulants that react with your brain to induce pleasure, so thats why people use chocolate as comfort food when they’re feeling sad

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vanehwasreal:

i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and

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porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED